Lie

liar.jpgA STORE MANAGER heard his clerk tell a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon..."

Horrified, the manager came running over to the customer and said, "Of course we'll have some soon! We place an order last week." Then the manager drew the clerk aside. "Never," he snarled, "Never, never, never, say we're out of anything; say we've got it on order and it's coming. Now, what was it she wanted anyway?"

The clerk said, "Rain..."

KneEmail: "Lying lips are an abomination to the LORD: but they that deal truly are His delight." Proverbs 12:22

Bible reading for 01.06.10: Matthew 6:1-18; Genesis 18, 19

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